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Eagle Ordinary

Thousands of tiny hands, and they were all touching me!

New URL, New page!

You may or may not have noticed our new URL has finally been set up properly! Coming shortly behind it is the site redesign. It's mostly done, all that's left is throwing together the sub pages and cross-browser finagling.

The RP board we've been working on is done too, but we're waiting to roll it out with the new site. Soon! Soooon.

November 20th, 2016, 7:08 pm

Alt Alt Text(s)

It can be a little tricky, when Kaiser lets us know that the post is getting ready to go up and we need some alt text. Usually the call goes out "gonna need some alt text!" in the group, and the writers all get scrambling to be clever and witty. Sometimes we fail hard.

Then sometimes, we're all on point and it's too hard to choose which one will make the cut. Some of this week's choice selection that didn't make it:

- Nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
- I was covered in blue stuff. The walls were covered in blue stuff.
- Inflammable means flammable?
- When I said burn a disk, that's not what I meant!

(Well okay, we thought they were funny!)

November 20th, 2016, 9:29 pm
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November 21st, 2016, 5:06 am

Oh god.... I hope that she will not see the opportunity to go out with a big bang like many of her family members.

November 21st, 2016, 2:12 pm

@Ferro (Guest): Who knows maybe. Really there's nothing in this situation that sound safe as long as you add some fire. Though to be fair she seems to get that blowing allies up is a real dick move in most situation. At least I hope she gets that.

November 21st, 2016, 6:37 am

Oh this will be cool.

November 21st, 2016, 6:47 am

By the Throne!

November 21st, 2016, 7:00 am

She looks so happy in the last panel...

November 21st, 2016, 9:20 am

Are we gonna get some hot Heretek-infected Talon boots, now?

November 21st, 2016, 11:18 am

"Ah! Don't touch my butt!"

*Sad titanic flute*

Does having your butt touched by heresy goo hands make you guilty of heresy by-proxy? That sounds like it'd be the case.

November 21st, 2016, 2:13 pm

@Bobert: I'm sure we'll know soon enough... And by that I mean buttshot... Cheers?

November 21st, 2016, 2:17 pm

Ah that good old Brinton fucker. Sends you to fight a monster in hand to hand and wait until you are properly stuck in to start blowing shit up indiscriminately.

November 21st, 2016, 2:42 pm

Welp guess it's time to.. CLEANSE IT WITH FIRE! time.

November 22nd, 2016, 1:38 am


…I know these are arguably extenuating circumstances, but you might come to regret that order…

November 22nd, 2016, 8:26 am

Talon is overswinging so hard here. Anyone actually fencing would had gutted him twice over by now.

November 22nd, 2016, 6:00 pm

@DreamerGhost: To be fair I don't think the point of a chainsword is normaly to be a fencing weapon.

November 22nd, 2016, 7:01 pm

@Metal C0Mmander: Ask Commissar Cain if it is.

November 22nd, 2016, 3:55 pm

Kosomov looks SO ADORABLE here. From a little bored and impatient to happy-fun-time! in two panels lol

Also, the No Smoking sign in the last panel is a nice touch lol

November 22nd, 2016, 4:19 pm

One Thunderhawk low altitude run, and its done. Ave Deus-Imperator!

November 23rd, 2016, 7:52 am

Errors were made.

November 25th, 2016, 7:08 am

You know it just occurred to me that Brinton might be becoming whatever the heck the stuff on the tank is, or something else, it would explain him eating metal, wires, screwdrivers, etc. and his chest becoming blue after the gift of the ommissiah. What do you guys think?

November 26th, 2016, 10:37 am

Rule 0 violation inbound.

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