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Don't google 'milking Holt' with safesearch off.

We saved you the trouble

I mean, there's repressed, and then there's just unhealthy. (This is actually in the results, we looked.)

Some other news: While our comic may be a safe bastion from the chaos going on in the world around us, things are less tidy here in Boston. I'll be amidst the counter protesters showing up at the commons this coming Saturday to remind our visitors hate isn't welcome here. So wish me luck.

In other news, things may be rocky on the update schedule until mid October. Things are still in the air, but if you guys saw the diagram at the front of the make blog Warhammer Community published the other week (second part's out by the way,) it's a bit like that again. So wish me luck AND sanity.

But on the bright side, holy shit! New warhammer RPG coming out!!! YES!!! With the same cool dudes who made the last ones fantastic too! We can't wait!

In any case, I look forward to getting to finish the rest of the chapter. Things just had to slow down when I got to my favorite part :c

August 13th, 2017, 10:19 pm
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August 14th, 2017, 6:19 am

This page is awesome. The Commissar who hates blood just threatened to execute someone, and he meant it.

August 15th, 2017, 4:31 am

@NikitaCougar: Does he really hate blood, or is he emulating his hero, Commissar Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM) by not getting BLAM-y unless he really has to?

August 15th, 2017, 7:46 pm

@ChosenChaos: fair point, the Commissar is simply too Noble to spill imperium blood

August 14th, 2017, 6:21 am

Hate is not welcomed? That means you don't hate the xeno scum which means you're a Tau sympathizer! I'll get the Commissar.

August 14th, 2017, 6:44 am

@Hatfylld Människa: I make exceptions for fish.

Orks however... now there's some boyz who know how have a good time.

August 14th, 2017, 6:50 am

Not sure if Heresy... I might need to Google this 'milking Holt' just to be sure.

Three minutes later: Yup, I am going to need a mind wipe. (It actually was just dairy farming that came up)

August 14th, 2017, 6:55 am

@Lord Inquisitor Fleischmann: Holt is an old word for township, so you're going to find lots of pictures of rural cow milking activities.

That said we certainly couldn't help ourselves either.

August 14th, 2017, 8:40 am

Pity, i was spectin a "sandwitch slap" in keegan's face, awesome anyway, Talon know when to get dead serious

August 14th, 2017, 9:13 am

(That was actually pretty bad-A, sandwich or not. And exactly what a Commissar should do in such a situation.)

August 14th, 2017, 9:36 am

One: great page.
Two: stay safe out there.

August 14th, 2017, 12:20 pm

Personally the image I might want to banish out of my mind is Keegan with a double-chin.

Also thank you Kaiser for helping us avoid becoming as much of a mess as the warhammer universe and do try to stay safe.

August 14th, 2017, 12:57 pm

Stay safe during the counter-protest! Best of luck!

And god I love our Junior Commissar. That was shockingly badass, sandwich or no.

August 14th, 2017, 5:42 pm

Talon shouldn't have given that kid his sandwich it make him look weak which you don't want to do when you're a commissar also what is he going to eat now

August 14th, 2017, 6:13 pm

Even in my lunch break, I still serve.

This is definitely one of my favorites so far, so many hilarious details! Keep safe friends!

August 14th, 2017, 7:01 pm

When you say "Hate isn't welcome here" what you really mean is "Opinions I don't agree with and can't argue against aren't welcome here"

August 14th, 2017, 8:16 pm

@Matt: No Matt, what is meant is 'alt right Nazis aren't welcome here, and neither are those who support them, or live in a bubble of privilege so thick they defend the freedom of Nazis to walk openly (because that worked so well in 1930s Germany).

See ya!

August 14th, 2017, 8:20 pm

@Dave: Hey guys! I appreciate the dialogue. While I don't agree with Matt's assessment of me he's entitled to his opinion. But I don't want the comic page to become a discussion on politics. I only meant to state where I, personally, was going to be. I welcome you to email me at if you want to continue, but I'm going to cut it off here out of respect for having a last bastion of escapism and the rest of the folks on my team who I can't represent.

August 16th, 2017, 1:12 pm

@Dave: As long as you also keep away the anti-fa and BLM and the other counter rioters and racists you should be fine. Shut down the politics in general.

August 14th, 2017, 8:53 pm

I'll be out at The Common on Saturday as well. They need to know that stuff isn't okay. Stay safe.

August 15th, 2017, 12:14 am

"Or what?"

*Bolt pistol*

Badass. =D

Facing down Nazis: Also badass. I've done it before, and they tend to make it very not fun. Stay safe out there.

August 15th, 2017, 6:44 pm

Hey Angel, Metal Commander, I've removed your posts for the reasons mentioned above. I'm totally taking responsibility for starting it considering I mentioned the protest, but as I mentioned just above, I don't want this to turn into a place of heated debate. Not that I agree or disagree with you.

As always, you're free to contact me at

August 15th, 2017, 7:53 pm

@peachpunk: You're the boss.

Heh. I just realised something. Our escapism is actually the 40k universe. That a fucked up thought if I ever heard one.

August 16th, 2017, 3:09 am

The THREAT of summary execution is the greatest weapon in the Commissar's arsenal. If a commissar actually has to follow through, then he's already failed to use the threat effectively and is now wasting a munitorium asset to re-emphasize the point.

August 16th, 2017, 11:09 am

@Kammon: with an attitude like that im not sure the major is that big of an asset, officer should not need to be told to respect the chain of command

August 18th, 2017, 4:34 pm

@melgar: bet he'd respect the chain if there were some Astartes there

August 19th, 2017, 7:19 pm

@Kammon: If a unit has succumbed to the dark whispers that lead him to betray his brothers in arms and thereby He on Terrace to whom he swore pledges and oaths of loyalty, then an execution by bolt pistol is indeed a failure.

Because while death may absolve a man of his crimes, what punishment can be enough for the man who commits the sin of turning his back the Imperium and Him on the Golden Throne who suffered so much for us.

I mean he still suffers despite the lack of worthiness too often found creeping in among us. But he suffered before us too.

August 17th, 2017, 10:57 am

i love the fact he give there lunch to the kid a very good guy and hero of the poeple a exemple.

August 17th, 2017, 9:30 pm

@Kaliphon: I've removed your comments as per what I stated above, and I welcome you to contact me at if you'd like to discuss further. Trying to keep comments 40k related.

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